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THIS IS WOMAN! THIS. IS. WOMAAAAAAAAAAAN. LAAAWD have mercy on my young teenage boy soul, this is too much. And people ask me why I don't have a girlfriend. Seriously?! How's a guy supposed to settle for less than this. OH. MY. GOD.
*moment of silence*
Beyoncé. This girl, she COMMANDS the stage. How can you not love this hahahah (I'm laughing cuz I realize how crazy I sound, but you have no idea how serious I am right now). Leave it to King B to make thigh-high boots look classy (you best believe you won't see a girl on the corner of the street rockin' this get up). And I'm happy she decided to throw on a little leather shirt, because as much as I love me some naked body parts, I am sick and tired of those damn leotards. We need to collectively retire those for stage outfits!!!
And then Jay #smackedthat.... I. Die. In that moment he made me feel the highest level of jealousy and worship known to mankind.
And then she picked up his lines, since he obviously was too late and missed his cue. That shit was like "I got you, boo! Let me handle this." I need me a woman like THAT!
I have to mention that the stage is CRAAAAY-Z! SOO dope. My man Shawn don't kid around. If ever there was a person who got more dope, talented, well spoken and inspiring as time goes by, it has got to be Jay. He seems to get cooler and fresher in stead of older. Plus he gets to smack Beyoncé (the only person ever as far as we know). Mad respect for this fella!
P.S.: Beyoncé you fooled me last time, but you won't this time babygirl. I know you're pregnant!
1. You seemed out of breathe, which we all know is not you.
2. You don't go ALL OUT. You were holding back on the dancing, just like you did @Roseland
3. You are covering up. We all know you never miss an opportunity to wear tight ass, body revealing ish. I saw a lot of extra fabric around your stomach. Whaddup whidatt?